Today is a sad day because my favorite coworker and wonderful friend worked her LAST DAY at the office. That’s right. She’s fired.
Oh, I’m kidding. She is moving on to bigger and better things but I’m still really mad at her for leaving me because I’m immature like that. I felt like this girl all day long.
I didn’t get her a going away present because she’s leaving me and I don’t believe in rewarding bad behavior. But I did throw her a going away party. My disciplinary tactics might be just a little bit confusing.
KIDDING – this was her real cake.
Bryn, thanks for keeping me sane for the past three years!
I was so busy showing off our spectacular pad yesterday, that I completely forgot to fill you in on the best part of my hump day. After work I met Sydney at Times Ten Cellars for the happiest hour ever. $8 wine tastings are the poor man’s vacation.
Catching up on life makes us hungry, so after a few sips, we decided it would be in our best interest to order a 5 Cheese Pizza and OMG. Talk about good life decisions. We were drooling. The Italians really know what they are doing.
I really love this girl and her affinity for happy hour.
Big Syd you are my fave and Taylor and I are still open to moving in with you so we can be roommates again. Think it over.
Okay people, it’s that time again…time for your weekly MAFS recap!
Let’s just get it out in the open now – Jason and Cortney are winners of the best apartment contest.
Oh you didn’t know there was a contest? THERE WAS. It was unspoken, but still very real. Alright, let’s get this started.
Jamie and Doug
Well OBVIOUSLY the best part of this episode was when Jamie’s dog tried to climb up on Doug’s head and damn near succeeded. I tried to screen shot it, it didn’t work. Just take my word for it.
But anyway, Jamie has done a total 180 since the first episode. Which makes you wonder if she’s gone off her meds. Because she not only likes Doug now, she acts like a love struck 12 year old when he’s around. And when he’s not. So actually that might just be her personality. We’ll have to wait and see.
Other strange things – they start talking about money and Jamie says she can’t be with somebody who is in debt. Well sweet cheeks I hope you and Dave Ramsey will be very happy together because EVERYBODY is in debt. Except for Dave, he’s really got his shit figured out.
They also picked the ugliest apartment so I no longer trust their judgment. Plus Doug has had a black X on his right forearm for the ENTIRE episode, despite all of his wardrobe changes. What does it mean? Has he not showered? Does he go clubbing every night? Someone PLEASE explain it to me.
But all in all, these two are growing on me. Doug makes me laugh in the way only a dorky guy can. And lezbehonest, he’s pretty lovable.
Monet and Vaughn
OH BOY. These two. These two are a piece of work. Right now they seem like friends. But friends that don’t like each other that much. I mean, look at the body language people. It’s ALL ABOUT THE BODY LANGUAGE.
They’re both like “MEH, I had a pretty good life before this and you are all up in my space.” Then they start talking about finances and Vaughn is like, “I’m really comfortable being a provider,” and she’s like, “Ohhhh IDK.” JUST LET THE MAN PAY THE BILLS. And then once they’ve moved in together, it’s becomes very clear – she drives him crazy, and he pisses her off. He literally can’t stand the sound of her voice. Soooooo that’s where we are right now. I’m choosing to stay optimistic because I like when Vaughn wears tank tops.
I couldn’t find you a picture of Vaughn in a tank top but I did find this which might actually be better.
Cortney and Jason
We already know they picked the cutest apartment, so they are now leaps and bounds ahead of our other couples.
Yeah, they’re cute and stuff.
Not much has changed here. They are still adorable. And it hasn’t gotten old.
OH BUT THIS I ALMOST FORGOT! Remember how Jason is an EMT? Now, do you remember the time when the psychologist guy said,
“Jason has a unpredictable and often changing work schedule and Cortney…has a very demanding responsibility for her burlesque show and other activities.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA. That actually happened. I’m not judging y’all, cause I’ve actually been to Brooklyn burlesque show, but THAT is hilarious. Like,
“Jason has a very busy saving all the lives and Cortney bears the responsibility of shaking her boobs in the faces of strangers, so she’s pretty busy too.”
Oranges and apples, y’all. Oranges and apples. Also, I found this.
And tomorrow is Friday. Praise the Lord.